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OH NO MY DAUGHTER IS ONLY 18 AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT AND TOUCHING HERSELF AND LEARNING HOW HER BODY WORKS

THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY IS FALLING

PUT THAT CATERPILLAR BACK IN THE COCCOON, QUICK, BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!!!!!1ONEILOVECTHULHU1!!

This is what I think of when I think of "family values". Having the ability to opt out of a marriage or family interactions or whatever is a really good idea. This is why you won't see me giving hour-long "I love my family, but..." rants.* This is why we need social safety nets so no one has to go home if they really don't want to. This is also why ( Read more... )

It's 2010 and Microsoft Word autocorrect still fucking hates you and me and your dog ( Read more... )

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I have 20 minutes to get from Wilson Hall to Berkey Hall three days a week this semster. I think that's more than a mile ( Read more... )

The stabbings will continue until they love America sufficiently.

The tables by the stairwells in Wells Hall have special fancy stealth technology that renders them invisible to optical mice. GRRRRR.

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